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catio patio

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you
by anonymous October 20, 2022
mugGet the catio patiomug.

patios

slang term for a shithole and council run
u deffo live in patios u sket
by anonymous May 10, 2022
mugGet the patiosmug.

Patio Pam

Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.
Man, I have never seen so many Patio Pam's in one place.

Watch out, Patio Pam is on the loose !
by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023
mugGet the Patio Pammug.

patio to the moon

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3
by Saccino January 13, 2024
mugGet the patio to the moonmug.

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
mugGet the patio monkeymug.

Patio

It’s means pussio and patty together
Wag1 yu patio
by Patio 12345 ching January 11, 2020
mugGet the Patiomug.

Patio

Someone that is so swag that majority of the population can’t handle it. Someone that causes the girls to go crazy and the boys crazier.
by Illinois hate August 29, 2021
mugGet the Patiomug.

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