patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 09, 2009
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patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 09, 2009
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Patio doors

To get to her garden, i opened her patio doors
by Cumdropper December 03, 2015
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Patio Pam

Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.
Man, I have never seen so many Patio Pam's in one place.

Watch out, Patio Pam is on the loose !
by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023
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Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
by patio_shoes December 07, 2015
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patio to the moon

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3
by Saccino January 13, 2024
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patioed

Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.
"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."
by Touched By An Uncle February 29, 2012
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