Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

Pathead

When you're head is completely shaven; bald; bic'd.

Underneath all that hair, you got that pathead.

by Skyhighness February 26, 2011

pâteuse

French way to say one has a dry mouth after smoking too much weed.

J.: Wow, we smoked some good hash, I’ve got the pâteuse.

K.: Yea, we definitely need a drink rn.

by OG_H May 16, 2018

pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.

Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.

by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007

Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.

Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic

by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009

Patheran

Describes a girl whose origins stem from India. Typically used as a term of endearment, however, it can also be used as a viable replacement for her real name, probably because her real name is generally unpronounceable to the typical American/Canadian dude.

My Patheran cooks a mean curry!

by Deucey29 January 5, 2007

patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009