Pathection

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

by PBMax April 17, 2008

pachotch

n. one who is hot/desirable. from the word "chotch" which is slang for vagina. can also be used as pachotchy, pachotchiness.

"that girl is a hottie pachotch. i'd do 'er."

by Augusta Snogthrottle February 15, 2005

pathocrat

A person(usually a politician)belonging to a small pathological minority that takes control over a society of normal people (from Political Ponerology: A Science on the Nature of Evil Adjusted for Political Purposes, by Andrew Lobaczewski)

‘The biological, psychological, moral and economic destruction of the majority of normal people becomes, for the pathocrat, a biological necessity.’ — Dr. Andrew Łobaczewski (1921 – 2008)

by Johnny Walker Read May 17, 2019

pathological liar

When someone is clearly lying but their state of mind, (usually mentally unstable) takes control and makes them lie. In some cases it can clearly be shown as a lie but the liar will continue to lie, ultimately digging a larger hole for themselves.

Owen: Benny I know you sent screen shots to that girl

Benny: False, i have nothing to do with her
Owen: *sends screen shots of the conversation

Benny: Wasn’t me, was someone else
Owen: Your being a pathological liar

by canderson January 9, 2020

pasho

is a moroccan nickname who means emperor

Are you the pasho of Twitter ?
are u the twittoma pasho ?

by chiwa7d May 9, 2021

Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

patharded

The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.

I looked so patharded as I was bouncin' down da street in my low rider. I'm not sure if it was the bouncin' car, my grillz, my gauge earrings, or my pants on the ground that had people callin' me patharded. Oh well, whateva!

by Mile High Stye January 17, 2010