pastrami

As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!

Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"

by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008

pastrami piece

a vagina that has seen its fair share of cock and whose appearance is comparable to pastrami.

Did you eat that bitch out?

Naw man i'm allergic to pastrami.

by wordsmith January 21, 2004

pastrami

1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. A fat woman's ass.

1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."

2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."

3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."

by Exodus April 28, 2004

Pastrami on Rye

The very best sandwich you could ever eat.

Friend: Hey, lets gets some sandwiches at the deli. What do you want?

Me: Pastrami on rye please.

by lmk90 March 7, 2011

pastramied out

when a girl is so loose that her shit looks like pastrami

Damn! that bitch has been hit so many times shes all pastramied out!

by Elena June 9, 2003

Pastrami

Pastrami is the meat of the multiverse. Savor it's deific deliciousness.

Guy 1: All hail Pastrami.

by BlaketheBlock March 4, 2021

hot pastrami sandwich

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."

by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020