pangolinism

Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.

A terrible addiction.

Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.

by scodder May 15, 2010

Pangola

A Portuguese (Brazilian) word used to describe a person who lacks intelligence and class.

Have you met Alyssa Miller? She is a pangola, you wouldn't want to.

by YeahNibbler December 18, 2011

parolee

A person who has done jail time and fulfils four or more of the following criteria:

1) Is from a broken home, particularly with herion addicted parents
2) Is a herion addict
3) Slit an old lady's throat for 35 cents
4) Stole the faceplate of your car stereo rendering it useless
5) Uses Salvation Army vouchers to eat, yet drives a $70,000 dumped BMW
6) Asks 5 year olds if they are 'chasing'.
7) Someone stupid enough to get caught and go to prison in the first place.

Shoot these people in the face on sight. There is no such thing as reform or public reintegration.

1). Stupid junkie parolee stole my car stereo faceplate!
2). Stupid junkie parolee is selling 10kg of coke to an undercover cop!

by Yayo December 13, 2004

Parkoll

Pronounced Park-ool, it means cooler than cool, the best of the best

Dude, that baseball bat is so Parkoll!

by skydude33 December 14, 2009

Panty Parole

noun: 1: The female equivalent of freeballing.

2: When a women doesn't wear undergarments.

I hear BreAnne was on panty parole. Her skirt flipped up and Troy saw everything.

by Adatro May 18, 2009

parnold

a large mess, a person who is not neat

dude that person's room is a parnold

by Bruce Gordon December 24, 2008

pargo

An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small pot belly. Thoroughly unhip.

"Man, I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"

by Todd Harris April 26, 2008