A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
by annieoakley April 5, 2011
Get the Pillow Partner mug.Parentnoia is the irrational fear parents have that their children are doing something wrong, or being hurt in some way.
Any time Jenny when on a date her father was filled with parentnoia.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
by Ian Reynolds June 16, 2005
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Get the Self-partnered mug.by micaela August 23, 2005
Get the life partner mug.Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.
You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the parentnoid mug.Someone you sit next to in an orchestral setting. These relationships often extend beyond a musical friendship and often can be confused with a more intimate relationship. It is not uncommon for stand partners to share a bed, participate in couples yoga, share food, and cuddle.
"How are you spending your easter vacation?"
"My stand partner is taking me back to her house to finally meet the family. We also might participate in couples yoga while there!"
"My stand partner is taking me back to her house to finally meet the family. We also might participate in couples yoga while there!"
by Violaprincess April 8, 2013
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