Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

package

Male genitalia (penis and scrotum together), often associated with large size.

Man, look at the bulge in that dude's pants! His package must be huge.

by dicklicker May 23, 2003

Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.

-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .

by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009

panaesthetic

Able to find anyone aesthetically pleasing, regardless of gender, without being sexually/romantically attracted to them.

"Damn, he's cute"

"Dude, aren't you straight?"

"I'm panaesthetic. I can find anyone attractive."

by ElBenito February 12, 2015

Makka Pakka

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen

Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.

by Madie Lee June 28, 2020

physics package

The nuclear components that comprise the core of a nuclear weapon; as opposed to the non-nuclear components.

The combination of fissile uranium/plutonium, fusion fuel, high explosive lenses, tampers, and x-ray reflecting materials would be considered the 'physics package'. Other components of a weapon, such as guidance systems, triggers, and motors or engines would not.

I want you to open up this Tomahawk missile, so we can see what's gone wrong. But don't touch the physics package!

by i'mbatman December 13, 2009

panad

Welsh slang for cuppa, but generally used in english speaking by welsh people or our aquaintances who've picked it up

Anyone want a panad?

by C0RRINA March 25, 2007