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ashe palmer

items found trapped in filters and rims of urinals and toilets rims, pubes jizz little bits of regurgitation food.
dude 1: i just went in the shitter and there is a cronic problem

dude 2: what dude?
dude 1: there fucking ashe palmer everywhere throught i was gonna chunda my balls
by tchai October 26, 2012
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Palmer Moment

When someone makes a joke that is intended to be funny but literally no one laughs.
Palmer: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *complete and utter silence* 😐
Person 1: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: *laughs historically
by cmcgi21 March 18, 2021
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Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"
by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004
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palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off
i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night
by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008
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Palmer, Alaska

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.
Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.
by Meh. Go Away. May 8, 2005
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Amanda Palmer

In my eyes one of the greatest musicians to ever live. She is the vocalist, lyricist, and pianist for the Brechtian Punk Cabaret band, The Dresden Dolls. She writes amazing songs, ranging from the fast, chaotic sound of 'Girl Anachronism' to slower, melodic songs 'Good Day' or 'Half Jack'. Greatest piano player ever, and her voice is amazing. If you haven't heard of The Dresden Dolls, I suggest listening to the music or buying one of their albums.
Amanda Palmer is by far an amazing musician.
by Ty Lee November 25, 2007
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pelser

A term used to describe someone who extremely blonde
DG: "That guy is so blonde!" Dillon: "Yea I know man, he must be a pelser"
by HoodedDarkness June 12, 2012
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