When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
by marka March 9, 2005
by coolest guy fae paisley July 31, 2009
Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.
Named for the guy who came up with the mix.
Named for the guy who came up with the mix.
by jd January 4, 2005
terrifically body-fluided mattress
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Somebody not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship. Not interested in peace, just self-righteousness.
by Dope Slanger March 25, 2006
The biggest hate-monger ever born on the island of Ireland. Once stood up in the European Parliament and screamed at the pope. Employs inflammatory, anti-Catholic rhetoric, then throws up his hands and proclaims it's nothing to do with him when Unionist paramilitaries go on the rampage. Refuses to do us all a favour by dying.
by CWulf August 7, 2005
1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!
by Honest Bob January 18, 2005