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A vanilla slice: two slices of pastry with vanilla custard in between. Usually topped with flavoured icing.
by marka December 15, 2004
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Scots:
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.
2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.
2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow
by marka March 09, 2005
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
by marka March 09, 2005
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a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.
"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"
"fuck off you wide cunt."
"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"
"fuck off you wide cunt."
by marka March 09, 2005
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