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Paddington

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men
Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
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Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.
Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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front peddling

Front Peddling: verb

Front peddling is when one chick gets all ghetto mode on the other one and stomps up to her face.
Example: oh naw, keke is front peddling on that bitch, shes about to get slapped.
by k-man1111 March 12, 2014
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Pandling

A derivative of the term "Pan Handling".

Term used to describe a person who asks for money, products, or favors while making a lewd gesture.

To be sexually perverse while asking for something.
I was gonna give this bum some money, but then realized he was pandling! He came anyway.

Those two pandlers are assaulting that poor woman. Somebody throw change at them!
by Custard Butter February 22, 2010
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puddling

PUHD-ling, (n.)— a sexual act, popularized in 18th Century Latvia, whereby a male expels semen into his partner's navel cavity immediately before administering a raspberry to the affected area(s).
"The Latvian whore thoughtfully picked lint out of her semen-crusted navel and harked back to last night's tricks, three of which entailed no-holds-barred puddling."
by Mtt Ss December 24, 2007
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padding

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies
"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"
by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018
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