Puff

Soft fluffy person. Weak, pushover, bitch, vagina

Jimmy: “I can’t go out tonight! My mom wants me to help her take down the tree.”

Carrie: “nigga why are you such a puff?”

by Lividlizard December 26, 2019

puff

A word invented by a stupid company to try and sell some shitty pizza. Only losers and company representatives (often a combination of the two) ever think about saying it. The last kid to try and say it in public died 12 hours later from internal bleeding after he was raped by a power drill.

"Hey, that was heaps puff" - Loser
"Dude, you do realise you will be now raped by a power drill?" - Kid in the know

by AlexW~~ April 17, 2006

PUFF

The opposite of MILF. Stands for Pretty Unlikely (Too) Fucking Fat. Generally used by guys cruising the streets but could be used by gals too.

Cruising down the street you see a nice blonde with a pushchair and a big fat chick.

"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."

by saber sharp March 3, 2009

Puff

A delicate word to describe a quite possibly foul smelling emmission of gas from the anus.

This distracts from the physically disgraceful act of releasing in a public area.
Also known as fart.

i.e.

Simon: "jesus! what on earth is that putrid smell?!, Marik was that you??"
Marik: (is foreign and doesnt understand) *nods*
Stuart: *chuckles* (aside) "it was me that puffed!!!"

by Pooese October 7, 2009

puff

A retarded way of saying: Wicked, cool the ultimate

On a scale of 1 - Awesome, Puff is poo on a stick

J: wow that was puff
K: fool!

by BANANANANANAAN April 18, 2006

puff

A Young twenty-something FEMALE full of knowledge, With plenty of sprite, Zeal & A friends friend.

Of all the pretty girls at the the bar, this girl was Puff

by Aireverywhere April 30, 2003

puff

A word made by Domino's, its trying to take the word wicked over.

bloo'y domino's there words worse then there pizza and thats saying something

"WOW! thats totally puff"

by A/T\B April 10, 2006