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Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar
I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle
by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010
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Pterodactyl Greeting

A sound that emits from the mouth of one or more females when they run into one another after not seeing each other for no more than 2 hours. Even worse when the two females have not seen each other in months.
Observer #1: "WTF is that noise coming from those girls?"
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
by iseeeverthing December 24, 2010
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pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH
"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."
by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013
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Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.
Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!
by Madfat February 28, 2011
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pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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Pterodactyl shit crazy

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy
Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.
by Cazboab December 13, 2010
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Pterodactyl pussy

An autoimmune disorder triggered by a mutation of the CYG-G7 genome resulting in a giant inflamed pussy the size of yo mama.

Symptoms: itchin n burning, phat-gargling pussy, smells like teen spirit and cigarettes.

Treatment: there is no known cure for the devastating disease of pterodactyl pussy. Sufferers have been known to find relief by feeding their pussy peach flavored yogurt and crushed ice cubes.
Oh no, I hope my pterodactyl pussy doesn't start gargling in class again!
by Franklin69 March 7, 2022
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