The Megumi Partical

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.

by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014

practice

something that is not the game. we talkin about practice....not the game, we talking about practice.

not the game, we talking bout practice man. we ain't talking about the game, we talkin about practice. what are we talkin about? Practice. we talking about practice man. we talking about practice man we talking about practice.

if you practice, not only you will be better, but your teammates will be better

how the hell am I supposed to make my teammates better by practicin?!?

-Allen Iverson

by DLee42 December 15, 2006

practice making babies

sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy

Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.

by Cup O Noodles October 27, 2008

Practicing Scientology

the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"

hey man, I got a philly, some weed, and a quarter tank of gas. wanna start practicing scientology?

by aanne June 22, 2010

Practice Noob

Someone that is used for practice in a video game, that isn't good at that said video game.

Walshy: Victory and Mackeo were my practice noobs.

by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009

non-practicing lesbian

A person who has given up on men.

My break-up with Jake destroyed me. I've become a non-practicing lesbian.

by ErinB January 2, 2009

I'm out of practice

An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.

Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.

"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"

by solstice.barrett June 19, 2010