Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.

Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.

by Kings St October 23, 2010

Fat Matt Plumpkin

A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.

“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”

by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023

Plumpkin

Standing in front of a girl while she sits on the toilet having a shit as she gives you a blow job

Helene gave me a plumpkin the other day. She pinched off a massive growler as I came in her mouth

by Revengers M March 30, 2019

Plumpkin

Of a fat child wearing plum-purple clothes. A joining of a plum and a pumpkin.

Hey plumpkin you're looking mighty today with that smile! Keep it up dear!

by Alessio Datura February 26, 2022

Plumpkin

The of enjoying A delicious pumpkin spice latte while also enjoying a#2.

This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.

by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021

Plumpkin

The act of getting head from a girl while taking a dump and carving a pumpkin. See blumpkin definition.

I fucked up the mouth on my jack o lantern face while getting a plumpkin

by Peanuts And Corn October 4, 2017

Plumpkin

When you are sucking somebody's dick and they're peeing in your mouth.

This girl gave me a plumpkin last night! Best piss ever

by Jaboodle November 27, 2020