Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
by Kings St October 23, 2010
A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023
The act of getting head from a girl while taking a dump and carving a pumpkin. See blumpkin definition.
by Peanuts And Corn October 04, 2017
The plumpkin..getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a shit.
A clean plumpkin is the same but you use your partners hair to wipe your ass after.
A clean plumpkin is the same but you use your partners hair to wipe your ass after.
by JayUvart March 19, 2018
by Jelqmaster3000 August 14, 2024
While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.
by Seahndi January 02, 2011
A halloweenesque derivative of the blumpkin. The receiving of a blow job while pinching a loaf into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.
I've received many a blumpkin from your mom, but tonight I was in the spirit of Halloween and thought to myself, what better time for a plumpkin.
by dayday81 September 27, 2014