plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.

Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.

by Kings St October 23, 2010

Plumpkin pie

To be rode sexually by a morbidly obese female. Usually facing one another and not reversed which could be confused as a peanut butter pie. The immensely large woman will ride to her delight while the man has second thoughts of partaking in this pie. Gasps or wheezing between bounces will be audible.

The plumpkin pie he had last night has resulted in smashed oblong testicles and whip cream drippings. No more pie for that guy!

by Jido7 April 5, 2014

plumpkin pumpkin

To take a dump while recieving oral from pumpkin instead of a girl, or A different form of masturbation.

Joe Couldn't get plumpkin from a girl so he got a plumpkin pumpkin instead.

by Jon and Brett April 18, 2008

plumpkin-in it

a guy takin a shit, smokin a blunt, and gettin head at the same time

little johnny was plumpkinin it.. gettin blazed as fuck while susie sucked him off as he took a shit.

by MEREDITH February 22, 2004

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008