A repulsive and obnoxious person with bad hygiene. A mix between "pussy monster" and "snuffaluffagus" from sesame street. Typically they are overweight, have a pungent body odor, crappy clothes, and tend to be frumpy and unappealing in everyway. Nobody will ever have sex with them because they are extremely repulsive "neckbeard" types.
by Jay Hollywood October 23, 2017
Get the pooncephelous mug.When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.
by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020
Get the Plonkence mug.An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.
Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.
Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.
Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"
Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?
Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."
Adam: "You fucking food ponce."
Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?
Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."
Adam: "You fucking food ponce."
by Brundig December 5, 2013
Get the food ponce mug.A particular method of securing a scarf around a man's neck. chiefly employed by a members of society familiar with polo and crumpets.
by RShar April 27, 2008
Get the ponce loop mug.Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."
Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"
Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"
by libkeiser February 27, 2009
Get the ploned mug.To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.
Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008
Get the Plonched mug.to play around while dancing, not exactly showing one's true dancing skills. Usually to music that has well defined beats. Play + Dance = Plance.
by Damnyouarecool July 4, 2006
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