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Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"
by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019
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pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils
i have seen three pencil plants
by anonymous May 30, 2022
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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Blue plants

yes we've all seen blue flowers they can be orchids and there is that blue Piranha plant it's basically a Venus flytrap coming from a pipe
It also has a meme SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
Hey dude

Yeah?
Did you know that the blue Piranha plant from Mario
Uh huh?
Has a meme
What?!
Ok water my Blue plants im gonna go to the mall for some stuff ok?
Yeah.
And I have a real Piranha plant don't get to close ok?
Ok dude see you later
Bye.
by YourLocalGrape November 11, 2022
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
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music to grow plants by

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
by pentozali November 12, 2011
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spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
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