piano

The only musical instrument that can be sorted into the strings or percussion group.

And also the reason why I can't play in an orchestra (unless by invitation). They can't decide whether to put this damn thing into the strings or the percussion.

by Cyndane January 14, 2005

pianoforte

The full length word for Piano.
Literally means "soft loud", which descibes the piano's musical range.

The pianoforte. aka. the piano

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

chicago piano

1920's big-city term when mobsters refered to their tommy guns as "pianos" Al Capones and Bugs Morans gangs went to the mattresses with their chicago pianos.

old lady: what do you gentlemen have in those cases, violins?
mobster: no ma'am their our pianos, and we get paid well for playing them

by BIG J February 3, 2005

piano rock

Emotions of music put forth through the instrument known as a piano.

There's two reasons it's called piano rock. It's rock music, on a piano

by IAmMikesHand February 6, 2004

Roblox piano rickroll

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by .Arrkk July 10, 2022

Piano

that instrument asian parents make their kids play

Tommy: Hey Hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.

Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons

by ihadtoinsertanamesohereitis June 26, 2008

Piano Sex

Line up several women across a king-size bed with their legs spread and their vagina facing a man, the man will proceed to shove 2-3 fingers into their vagina making them moan, he will next proceed to quickly finger each woman making a magical tune with the different moans.

My girlfriend said if I buy her a $10,000 diamond ring, Then I can have Piano Sex.

by Choade Weinner October 20, 2011