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Originated with a mock war protest who held up a sign that read "Get A Brain! Morans" and has since become an internet cliche not only for stupid people but also sarcasm and irony.
Samples from the mock protest: "Get a brain! Morans", "Ask Me About My Baby Killing Honor Student", "Soccer Moms For Blood" and "Bomb My Car"
morans by Howard April 7, 2005
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Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020
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millville-morons 

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville
When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.
millville-morons by jpg3 August 14, 2011
I got that Ja Morant on me
Ja Morant by Thouzands March 5, 2023

Moronsexual

A sexuality where you like idiots and only dumbasses
I love her so much but her grades are bad I think I'm moronsexual
Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019

Mr. Moran 

A homeless drug addicted ape that has constant autism attacks. He tends to spank his table with a back and forth motion like Hitler and during that process he screams SIMMER DOWN or ITS GETTING TOO LOUD IN HERE. He teaches about things he doesn´t understand. His car is a 1994 Honda with cardboard doors. He has made love to his computer which is also a 1994 windows -1. He currently has 3 computers due it.
Do we have Mr. Moran! Said Josh

Jumps off window....
Mr. Moran by Windows_10 April 11, 2019

philip morant 

a school that has become really shitty since mr holder joined. all the girls are either orange slags or very/kinda pretty. the boys are mostly clapped but some are mad fit. everyone thinks mr legg has madelaine mccann and the teachers are constantly going on about fucking skirts. WE KNOW THE LENGTH OF OUR SKIRT THATS WHY WE ROLLED IT TO THAT LENGTH. can the teachers jus accept that’s we’re not all basic bitches we do have a life and want to look however the fuck we want to look😂
look at that shit school, must be philip morant
philip morant by syminavillage March 3, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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