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pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.
Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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Pelican Dan

A musical pelican named Dan, perhaps the only one of its kind. Often referred to as "Pelly"
1) Listen to Pelican Dan drop this tune, its a bloody dream.

2)It looks like Pelican Dan has got something in his bill.

3)Pelican Dan's crew are known as The Bill.
by The Giraffe. The Pelly and Us December 1, 2009
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Pelican Throat

A gifted cock sucking female with porn star talent for deep throating. She can engulf and suck down a long fat cock like pelican taking a fish in it's throat pouch.
Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.

That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Pelican Shit

It's pretty much self explanatory: Pelican Shit.
by LSD420 July 21, 2006
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Pelican Talk

A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.
Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
by Rory Arthur March 15, 2008
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Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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Pelican Shit

A Wikipedia vandal, who is notorious for placing signs which block text and replace it with Pelican Shit or some variation on that using poorly written CSS and HTML. Has over 900 sockpuupets. More can be found @ Longterm-abuse on Wikipedia.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:

This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***

Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010
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