pilf

Pirate I'd like to fuck

Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF

by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 29, 2010

Peili

A sexy mofo who gets all the guys and most of the girls. He has sexy ass cheeks and you wanna slap his biscuit all day long.

Jessica: Did you see that sexy ass mofo? What a Peili.

by Peili's Lover October 9, 2011

Pailface

One who is shamed by having a pail or bucket placed on their head.

Candace lost the trivia contest and was crowned pailface.

by mustard_tooth June 15, 2011

Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

pilf

Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 6, 2021

Pilfingeren

A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.

He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.

"He looks like Pilfingeren", "Even Pilfingeren is nicer than him."

by FreeSommer September 1, 2021

pilfergifting

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

or

Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

by .Ryan. January 14, 2007