peacocked

To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography

"Did you know Elton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"

by cupwinkcook July 14, 2004

Peacocking

Peacocking is the action or actions exhibited in the beginning stages of courting. These actions are typically only temporary and exist during "the chase" of a mate. Much like a male peacock displaying his fruitful colors of his feathers to capture the attention of a mate.

For example, Bob, while dating Jane, paid for dinner, brought her flowers & candy, won prizes for her. However, after confirmation of a mutual relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) all actions taken to impress Jane are now gone. Ergo, Bob was peacocking. courting dating

by Sammie27 November 7, 2011

Peacocked

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".

*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"

by Peacock July 14, 2004

peacock forehead

the name given to a man who has a unusually large shaped snorkella or nose and has a large forehead due to the thinning of hair caused by a heriditory condition known as balding.

That dude got the peacock forehead... Thats bloody unlucky...That person is a serious mac. Tommying it..Maccing It

by Anthony Murphy August 20, 2006

peacock

A guy who acts normal around people he knows/is used to but gets loud and starts acting like a douche (similar to a peacock in mating season) when around, but not limited to, attractive women. This can also apply to women but that term would be defined as shecock.

Last night Phil saw this hot chick in Starbuck's and he was about to make his move on her until this total douche came along and started being a peacock. Needless to say she ran off and he was left watching bestiality mongoose porn again...

by Bobby Dowell March 18, 2008

Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.

I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.

by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011

Peacockd

Pranking someone by asking to take a picture and then playing "Peacock" by Katy Perry and dancing around the victim while taking a video. You do not tell them you are going to do it. Usually done at anime cons, comic cons ect.

Originated at AMA 2011 (Anime Mid Atlantic 2011)

video: /watch?v=bw0NGmBDNV8

Pranksters: Hi, can we take a picture of you?
Victim: Um, sure.
*they pose, cam starts video recording*
Pranksters: One, two, three...
*Peacock plays and they start dancing*
*Victim will either start dancing, run away, freeze up or crack up*
--later--
Friend: Hey, whats up?
Victim: I got Peacockd....

by Kai.Kai August 17, 2011