When a male, who lives in or was raised in Pensacola, is getting fellatio from his ole lady, takes one's cock out of her mouth and proceeds to slap her in the face with it leaving a bruise resembling a mushroom, preferrably aroung her eye.
Man my ole lady was fellashing me last night and scraped her teeth on my meat missle, so I gave that hoe a pensacola bull whip.
by MajicMan14 May 13, 2011
Get the Pensacola Bull Whip mug.When a person doesn't shit for days and takes a bunch of laxitives an hour before anal intercourse. When the giver is about to climax, the receiver, having held it in for the entirety of the sexual act finally releases their bowels all over the penis of the giver. The pumping action acts as a suction pumping all the shit out of their ass not unlike an oil pump on a rig. Usually done as a retaliation to unwanted anal entry.
by pumperlover November 19, 2007
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Get the Pensacolian mug.The Realist mothafukin City in Fla, nuthin but real niggaz wit real shit 2 say. Foul PLay, Body Head, Armageddon Guerillaz, Platinum House, Betty House Prod, Lock and Load. Holla at cha boy if you want that real un-cut Dirty shit.
by Eric February 12, 2004
Get the Pensacola mug.A very ub0r treat that is related to being 1337. Very good with chips and a good movie, will make you pwn at every game you play...sadly almost no-one has made the perfect pwnsauce to date. Here is how to make my recipe for Pwnsauce in a few simple steps.
1) Assemble 13 jalapeneos, 37 pinches of spicing, and 1 cup of pwn (gathered from your local ownage vendor, such as Chuck Norris' hair ETC.)
2) Put into a large vat and churn for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Then feed it to someone you don't like; this is vital to see if it was made correctly - wrongly made pwnsauce is almsot incindiary once consumed, such as eating a molotov cocktail.
3) You made add any other material to the pwnsauce, as long as you keep the same amount of jalapeneous and spices in the vat.
4) Get some chips and watch a movie/play a video game online and consume. Dramatically improved skills are very common.
1) Assemble 13 jalapeneos, 37 pinches of spicing, and 1 cup of pwn (gathered from your local ownage vendor, such as Chuck Norris' hair ETC.)
2) Put into a large vat and churn for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Then feed it to someone you don't like; this is vital to see if it was made correctly - wrongly made pwnsauce is almsot incindiary once consumed, such as eating a molotov cocktail.
3) You made add any other material to the pwnsauce, as long as you keep the same amount of jalapeneous and spices in the vat.
4) Get some chips and watch a movie/play a video game online and consume. Dramatically improved skills are very common.
1337 Player: "z0mg pwnt u w1th 1 bui1d3r!!11two"
Other Person: How did you get so awesome?!
1337 Player: Pwnsauce /\/\y fr1end.
Other Person: w0w!!"
Other Person: How did you get so awesome?!
1337 Player: Pwnsauce /\/\y fr1end.
Other Person: w0w!!"
by TassadarMan August 12, 2006
Get the pwnsauce mug.Popular spring break activity among foreign-born aviation students: Take one shaved cat (Nair or Nads works best - no stubble), breed optional, insert into vagina so that only the hind legs and tail are sticking out. Fuck cat in ass, using it pretty much like a condom.
by Ziper December 9, 2007
Get the Pensacola Pussy Pounder mug.A little bit about us "Pensacola Beach" kids
We are locals. Respect us, bitches. We mess with Tourists. WE DONT LIKE TOURISTS, but we do put up with them ('cuz you pay for our summer jobs!)
We don't, however put up with their crazy ass driving, which is why most of us are waving the bird driving down 98.
We party hard. Give us a handle of Morgan, Bottle of Jager, or TONS of Brewski's (Within an Hour we'll have to go on another beer run.) and we are content to lie in the sun for hours.
We live here. It's more than just the "Emerald Coast"it's the "REDNECK RIVERIA"! We have suffered through numerous hurricanes (had margarita parties throughout them all), but we're still here.
We are BIGGER and BETTER than Laguna Beach, with more DRAMA and better tans.
We wear rainbows year round.
And don't even think of making fun of Jimmy Buffet
no matter how cheesy his lyrics are.
It's not a vacationing spot for us, it's home.
We don't live "on" the beach.
We OWN it.
We know if your lookin' for anyone on any given summer day, you go to 18th.
We ALL belong to the "Redneck Yacht Club". We OWN wave runners, we don't rent them, and we don't haul ass through the no wake zones on them. No, Wings is not an outlet mall or the local "surf shop"
it's just a way to launder Pakistani drug money. We have true "Innerlight".
We do make fun of your HIDEOUS tan lines
and outrageous skanky clothing
(no, you're not that cute with third degree burns). Yes, vacation sex will give you syphilis and you will die.
We know most guys from Georgia or Tennessee are here to tap a local girl,
but chances are
they won't.
We are the kids brave enough
to throw bonfires and keggers in a 6ft hole on the beach.
We have been bred to chug funnels
from the top of yachts or from the top of our parent's condo
and that's how we like it.
You Think you're cool cause you visit and have one good week of partying
That's how we roll ALL YEAR 'ROUND!
We are locals. Respect us, bitches. We mess with Tourists. WE DONT LIKE TOURISTS, but we do put up with them ('cuz you pay for our summer jobs!)
We don't, however put up with their crazy ass driving, which is why most of us are waving the bird driving down 98.
We party hard. Give us a handle of Morgan, Bottle of Jager, or TONS of Brewski's (Within an Hour we'll have to go on another beer run.) and we are content to lie in the sun for hours.
We live here. It's more than just the "Emerald Coast"it's the "REDNECK RIVERIA"! We have suffered through numerous hurricanes (had margarita parties throughout them all), but we're still here.
We are BIGGER and BETTER than Laguna Beach, with more DRAMA and better tans.
We wear rainbows year round.
And don't even think of making fun of Jimmy Buffet
no matter how cheesy his lyrics are.
It's not a vacationing spot for us, it's home.
We don't live "on" the beach.
We OWN it.
We know if your lookin' for anyone on any given summer day, you go to 18th.
We ALL belong to the "Redneck Yacht Club". We OWN wave runners, we don't rent them, and we don't haul ass through the no wake zones on them. No, Wings is not an outlet mall or the local "surf shop"
it's just a way to launder Pakistani drug money. We have true "Innerlight".
We do make fun of your HIDEOUS tan lines
and outrageous skanky clothing
(no, you're not that cute with third degree burns). Yes, vacation sex will give you syphilis and you will die.
We know most guys from Georgia or Tennessee are here to tap a local girl,
but chances are
they won't.
We are the kids brave enough
to throw bonfires and keggers in a 6ft hole on the beach.
We have been bred to chug funnels
from the top of yachts or from the top of our parent's condo
and that's how we like it.
You Think you're cool cause you visit and have one good week of partying
That's how we roll ALL YEAR 'ROUND!
A little bit about us "Pensacola Beach" kids
We are locals. Respect us, bitches. We mess with Tourists. WE DONT LIKE TOURISTS, but we do put up with them ('cuz you pay for our summer jobs!)
We don't, however put up with their crazy ass driving, which is why most of us are waving the bird driving down 98.
We party hard. Give us a handle of Morgan, Bottle of Jager, or TONS of Brewski's (Within an Hour we'll have to go on another beer run.) and we are content to lie in the sun for hours.
We live here. It's more than just the "Emerald Coast"it's the "REDNECK RIVERIA"! We have suffered through numerous hurricanes (had margarita parties throughout them all), but we're still here.
We are BIGGER and BETTER than Laguna Beach, with more DRAMA and better tans.
We wear rainbows year round.
And don't even think of making fun of Jimmy Buffet
no matter how cheesy his lyrics are.
It's not a vacationing spot for us, it's home.
We don't live "on" the beach.
We OWN it.
We know if your lookin' for anyone on any given summer day, you go to 18th.
We ALL belong to the "Redneck Yacht Club". We OWN wave runners, we don't rent them, and we don't haul ass through the no wake zones on them. No, Wings is not an outlet mall or the local "surf shop"
it's just a way to launder Pakistani drug money. We have true "Innerlight".
We do make fun of your HIDEOUS tan lines
and outrageous skanky clothing
(no, you're not that cute with third degree burns). Yes, vacation sex will give you syphilis and you will die.
We know most guys from Georgia or Tennessee are here to tap a local girl,
but chances are
they won't.
We are the kids brave enough
to throw bonfires and keggers in a 6ft hole on the beach.
We have been bred to chug funnels
from the top of yachts or from the top of our parent's condo
and that's how we like it.
You Think you're cool cause you visit and have one good week of partying
We are locals. Respect us, bitches. We mess with Tourists. WE DONT LIKE TOURISTS, but we do put up with them ('cuz you pay for our summer jobs!)
We don't, however put up with their crazy ass driving, which is why most of us are waving the bird driving down 98.
We party hard. Give us a handle of Morgan, Bottle of Jager, or TONS of Brewski's (Within an Hour we'll have to go on another beer run.) and we are content to lie in the sun for hours.
We live here. It's more than just the "Emerald Coast"it's the "REDNECK RIVERIA"! We have suffered through numerous hurricanes (had margarita parties throughout them all), but we're still here.
We are BIGGER and BETTER than Laguna Beach, with more DRAMA and better tans.
We wear rainbows year round.
And don't even think of making fun of Jimmy Buffet
no matter how cheesy his lyrics are.
It's not a vacationing spot for us, it's home.
We don't live "on" the beach.
We OWN it.
We know if your lookin' for anyone on any given summer day, you go to 18th.
We ALL belong to the "Redneck Yacht Club". We OWN wave runners, we don't rent them, and we don't haul ass through the no wake zones on them. No, Wings is not an outlet mall or the local "surf shop"
it's just a way to launder Pakistani drug money. We have true "Innerlight".
We do make fun of your HIDEOUS tan lines
and outrageous skanky clothing
(no, you're not that cute with third degree burns). Yes, vacation sex will give you syphilis and you will die.
We know most guys from Georgia or Tennessee are here to tap a local girl,
but chances are
they won't.
We are the kids brave enough
to throw bonfires and keggers in a 6ft hole on the beach.
We have been bred to chug funnels
from the top of yachts or from the top of our parent's condo
and that's how we like it.
You Think you're cool cause you visit and have one good week of partying
by jbizzle86 January 11, 2008
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