Definitions by Ziper

Des Moines Dip 

Works best with the fellatee standing and the fellator kneeling. At the crucial moment, the fellatee pulls the fellator's lower lip out (much like a mailbox) and deposits a load between the cheek and gums.

"Hey Dean, look over by that dumpster. He's givin' her a Des Moines Dip!"

Des Moines Dip by Ziper December 9, 2007

Lansing Letter Bomb 

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.

"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."

Lansing Letter Bomb by Ziper December 9, 2007

Pensacola Pussy Pounder

Popular spring break activity among foreign-born aviation students: Take one shaved cat (Nair or Nads works best - no stubble), breed optional, insert into vagina so that only the hind legs and tail are sticking out. Fuck cat in ass, using it pretty much like a condom.

"Dammit Azamat, it is my turn for doing Pensacola Pussy Pounder".

Pensacola Pussy Pounder by Ziper December 9, 2007