The slang or "street" name for the shit for brains talk show host Keith Olbermann??? Who hosts a seldom watched show on a marginal cable "news" channel (MSNBC).
dude 1 - "Hey did you see where KO actually showed his Cornell University diploma on TV to prove to Ann Coulter he went to Cornell?"
dude 2 - "No I don't watch Olberdouche" exactly for said reason.
dude 2 - "No I don't watch Olberdouche" exactly for said reason.
by Porndexter 30 November 28, 2009
Get the Olberdouche mug.the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.
Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.
Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.
by kneazley August 7, 2008
Get the oldermenitis mug.A living heck. She is always the most mature and never understands what the younger is going through. She can be good to have around and can have your back sometimes.
Mom: Younger, the older child is getting a new phone and you're not allowed to have one until you're her age.
older sister: yes as it should be.
older sister: yes as it should be.
by lilyanderthesalamander April 25, 2022
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Get the Older Brother mug.Someone who demands respect and authority automatically. Only because they are older. Not because they are elders who have lived, experienced life and learned through living and many years and experiences.
People who believe they know all because they are over 45.
People who believe they know all because they are over 45.
Their not our elders. Just our olders
Not old enough to be a wise old elder. They’re just somewhat older.
Being just a generation ahead doesn’t make you an elder, just an older.
Not old enough to be a wise old elder. They’re just somewhat older.
Being just a generation ahead doesn’t make you an elder, just an older.
by Bubble_heaD December 14, 2017
Get the Olders mug.An Olgendorf is a human female that is both fat as well as ugly. Olgendorfs are usually in the lowest end of any social system and are often friends with homosexual males, and have been rumored to turn ordinary males in homosexuals. Olgendorfs usually stay away from beaches or any other areas of social intensity. Common locations one may find an Olgendorf would be; Walmart, fast food chains, convenience stores, and dollar stores.
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