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Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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Going Offline

Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate
Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"
by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022
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chronically offline

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 20, 2022
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Facebook Always Offline

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.
Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!
by greekgrl June 19, 2012
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Fake offline

The act of putting ur status to offline when infact, ur online
guy 1: man this bitch is so clingy idk what to do
guy 2: just go fake offline man
by ur fav bad bitch hun May 22, 2022
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Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025
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Appearing Offline

The act of hiding the activity of ones Xbox account. Usually indicating "willingness for breeding homosexually" Players whom appear offline are faggot twinks who often get off to homosexually furry rape porn.
"Yo bro, i'm appearing offline, I'm hella gay and want to be fucked up the ass"
by Bill Gates Sr August 19, 2025
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