National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

oatsmobile

A horse. Sometimes used for a mule or donkey. Originally a burro.

An irreverent derivative of Oldsmobile, referring to an equine animal that may eat oats and is ridden by humans.

Originated in "Boys Life" magazine (the official magazine of the Boy Scouts of America) when boys sometimes irreverently address a fictional character, Pedro the burro, as "Oatsmobile". Pedro is the "mail burro" for that magazine and answers boys' letters.

Are you going to ride that oatsmobile?

by OldsVistaCruiser January 24, 2011

oats ma goats

TOTALLY BRUH

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"

by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

ellie oats

Porridge

Look at that ellie oats porridge!

by Skimby December 14, 2021

Raspberries and oats

During intercourse when the woman is on her period, the man or partner vomits at the sight of menstrual blood. Therefore making the illusion of raspberries and oats.

I felt so bad last night bro, it all ended with raspberries and oats if that tells you anything.

by The jimmy rustler Mach 2 April 27, 2016

Bag of Oats

When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.

Tom: Hey dude you look tired
Hank: Yeah, Izzy let me use her as my Bag of Oats last night.

by guccibird October 6, 2018