clit notes

The juicy and very descriptive passages of miscellaneous porn novels.

"My Mom wouldn't let me read "Lady Chatterley's Lover" so I borrowed the clit notes from a friend.

by sanduski May 17, 2009

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crib notes

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.

The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.

by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005

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Mexican Notepad

What police officer refer to as their ticket books because they're always writing down Mexican names for driving without insurance.

Hey Joe hand me my Mexican notepad, I've got another illegal driving...and shocking! No insurance.

by American Patriot in Blue April 3, 2010

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hit moar notes

1. To reply to someone in forums in an asinine way by stating the obvious.

Dude_lol: how do u get 5 * on rainin blood? plz any help?
GUY2: HIT MOAR NOTES

by DelTrigger May 6, 2008

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c notes

hundred dollar bills

i aint out spendin dude's c-notes

by L April 24, 2003

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Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.

by The GCC August 9, 2021

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