Today's music

Another word for Garbage

Today's music? You mean garbage?

by Gumbald October 19, 2017

Today Show

A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.

I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.

by izcool February 9, 2008

Last Today

Another word for yesterday; the day before today

Me: “Hey did WiFi Rob come last today?”
Mom: “No he is coming today.”
Me: “Oh fuck ok.”

by WifiRob January 17, 2019

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

Today is cancelled

When your just over today and you want the next day to come

I have been having a bad day so tmrw needs to come fast because today is cancelled.

by RelatableTeen March 6, 2018

Today is Easter

Guess what it means.......come on

Today is easter!!!

by Bob and tom in teh morining April 23, 2004

Good Today

a term created by the goat himself choppa meme used to greet others in the morning

“Good Today, my nigga you ready for White Girl Wednesday?”

“yes my nigga i am very well ready for White Girl Wednesday!”

by dripgodjoe223 October 10, 2019