Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.

Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."

by elPone February 20, 2011

silly nonsense

having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment which causes foolish or unacceptable beliefs and behavior

Believing black cats will cause bad luck, and trying to avoid them, is silly nonsense.

by Malayna88 July 12, 2014

utter nonsense

When someone makes up a silly little definition you tell them that they are talking utter nonsense.
Strangley enough, the majority of definitions on Urban Dicitionary fall into that category.

Have you seen Urban Word of the Day? Its Stanky Leg.

Stanky Leg - what on earch is that?

I know!!! Utter Nonsense

by ledge67 February 19, 2009

nonsensical

The opposite of being sensical; senseless.

"You are being totally nonsensical right now."

by JOhnnyPoop. December 15, 2011

nonsentence

A nonsentence is a sentence which makes no sense. Usually occurring during online chat, when one party is not paying attention to the other. A nonsentence rejects context and clarity and has no place in the conversation.

You: "You sure do love bagels, don't you?"
Them: "You know I have!"
You: "That was a nonsentence."
Them: "You're right. I'm sorry."
You: "Pancakes!"

by aManNamedEllen September 2, 2009

Nonsensiclism

The philosophy surrounding the idea that one may want to intentionally create a nonsensical or convoluted system simply because they enjoy it or find it humorous.

An example of Nonsensiclism: Designing a government form that grants amnesty on any crime committed. However, submitting said form counts as a capital offense.

by Eli Newport May 13, 2020

Nonsentical

Something that's pure nonsense, stupid, etc. Like nonsensical, but more so. Like, if nonsensical was self-describing.

What are you doing? That's proper nonsentical.

by Krillington December 7, 2021