1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes
2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks
These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.
2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks
These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.
1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(
Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*
2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!
Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!
Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*
2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!
Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!
by Japanime January 28, 2009
Get the Noing mug.nosking is the term one uses when they are "not asking" another person on a date. in essence, it is the closest one comes to asking another person out without actualy doing it, simply because they cannot be allowed to actualy date the person they are nosking out.
"i really want to ask you out, but i cant because i am afraid of gertting hurt and your leavbing at the end of the summer. so im "Nosking" you out, because i still want to be with you in some way..."
by muwahahaThe COLONEL December 30, 2011
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Get the noving mug.The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
Get the Shark-Nosing mug.A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.
"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"
by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
Get the Fan-noying mug.the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.
Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.
by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009
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by hobnobing July 16, 2013
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