nober

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.

"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."

by mewmewkachoo December 5, 2011

nobed

A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.

"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!

by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005

Noberini

A sexy person that everybody loves and admires...

Hey, you are not a Noberini

by Matt March 26, 2005

Nobette

The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.

Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.

by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008

alfred nobel

Alfred Nobel is a scientist from sweden who invented the dynamite. he lived between 1833 and 1896. He died in San Remo in Italy. During the time he died he had three houses. one in france, italy and sweden. He lived in Karlskoga in Sweden. The only reason that the nobel prize is given out in Sweden is that he had his white russian horses in his stable in Karlskoga.

Alfred Nobel var en mycket klok man.

meaning:
Alfred Nobel was a very wise man.

by Per W September 30, 2007

Nobelium Uranium

Reading both of them in their atomic symbols, it says "No U". Because someone said your mother is made out of a gallium yttrium alloy.

Person 1: lol yur mum is made out of a gallium yttrium alloy!
Person 2: Nobelium Uranium
Person 1: *Gets pwned*

by TheRobloxian27 January 16, 2019

nobella

sex godess

charlie/nobella in willy wonka on the 7th of may 2011

by sexy booty chick December 29, 2010