William Nylander

One of the hottest guys you will ever see, William is a great athlete and loves everyone! William is an amazing person and he always gives 100% effort and you can count on him for anything. William is someone that will do anything for anyone and expect nothing in return, but be carful because he could secretly be talking to someone else along with you. If he ever does hurt you, William will make sure you know he is sorry. He wants to be friends with everyone. Willy is the guy every dude dreams of being. He gets all the girls, but out of them all he chooses one you would never expect a guy like him to choose. He is fun of surprises and fun.

Omg is that William Nylander !! I wish I could be him

by Willyisthegoat29 June 1, 2018

neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser July 27, 2007

Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.

*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.

by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011

neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.

1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.

by Kajoe October 13, 2006

neanderskull

A person with a forehead that sticks out making them look like they're the missing link.

That dude's got a neanderskull for a face!

by thxxx1337 May 25, 2014

neandernate

A dumb and rather large male known to grab the asses of random women after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Also known to have an oversized cranial structure that sports a thick uni-brow. Has a short temper and strong tendency to hunt and gather for his mate. Often found carrying a club to beat his women in to submission before having sex with them.

That guy just beat up that group of guys and is carrying his gf on his back. He is such a neandernate.

by SprtyChik April 1, 2015

Neander

An ape-like or primate way of analyzing, discovering, and creating through life with a limited sense of direction, tools, and skill set.

"He "neandered" his way through a music composition in hopes of coming up with something unique and useful for generations to come."

by Dlevy892545765 November 25, 2019