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netted

(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...
NETTED!
by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008
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neucterbation

Masturbation with a neuce around your neck, can be fatal.
Dante was caught pleasuring himself by neucterbation last night.
by neucterbator January 8, 2010
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Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.
My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.
by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008
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Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda March 8, 2011
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neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019
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neaten

to make neat, to spice up, to clean up
prolly wouldnt take long to neaten it up
by Dick Dasterdly August 19, 2003
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neten

Excess of Facial Hair... seasonally. Claims to be able to perform magic tricks. Crazy when sleep deprived.
Girl 1: Is that a man or is that a walking beard?
Girl 2: That's a Neten.
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez December 1, 2013
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