neuralyzer

(noun) AKA flashy-thing. A fictional gadget from Men in Black that allows one to erase another's short term memory and replace it with spoken words similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Sometimes misspelled as neuralizer.

Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Jay: Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
Kay: A standard issue neuralyzer.
Jay: And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

Neuro-Joncinivitis

Nuero-Joncinivitis Inflammation in the amygdala causes neurons to fire of at any given moment; Usually it is caused by head trauma. However the amygdala is involved with your emotions. Usually Neuro-Joncinivitis is caused by head trauma. The nerves firing off at any given moment usually causes Extreme mood swings with anger and creates a non cancerous tumor on the petuitary gland which sends out more GH than needed it will make a person grow abnormally taller, and give their muscles a bigger more buff look. Scientists are still reaching how Neuro-Joncinivitis creates a tumor on the petuitary gland, and it has not been found out yet. If you think you or a loved one may have Neuro-Joncinivitis please see a doctor. But do not worry because Neuro-Joncinivitis is a non life threatening disease.

Hadley Developed Neuro-Joncinivitis after receiving head trauma in a car crash

by Nerpi September 20, 2016

Neuromarketication

Neuromarketication refers to the vast field of study that combines Neuromarketing and Communication specially used by marketers. The word was coined by Achintha Jayasekara in October 2023 in a special keynote bridging the gap between Neuromarketing and Communication for entrepreneurs.

It was and insightful session conducted by growth marketing guru Achintha on neuromarketication.

by TMAchi October 19, 2023

Ur suck a neural

An insult to describe people who are lacking in some form of intelligence

Omg Karen ur Suck a neural

by Twohatz February 15, 2019

Neuroflatulence

A sudden (and often expected) demonstration of complete ineptitude by an athlete at a critical moment in a game.

Brett Favre has chronic Neuroflatulence, which causes him to throw interceptions at the most critical moments in a game.

This was most recently demonstrated when he threw an interception in the closing seconds of the the 2010 NFC Championship against New Orleans. This prevented Minnesota from kicking a potential game winning field goal.

by HOMEYSIMPSON January 25, 2010

gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake

when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.

tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"

by lenabean December 19, 2005

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

by StoneKassel April 25, 2011