neophyte

someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject

Stinkin neophyte stole my packages and didnt even know what they were

by larstait October 9, 2003

Nephewson

When you impregnate your sister in-law and fool your brother into raising him as his own.

Person 1: I took my nephewson to the museum this weekend.
Person 2: Have you told your brother yet that its not his son?
Person 1: Nope.

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

Rx Nephew

Slitherman himself

Connor: "Yo did you hear of the new Rx Nephew song?"

Chris: "Yeah it was revolutionary"

by Chris Archie April 19, 2021

nephilim

biblical reference to 10 ft tall aliens (angel/man hybrids)

english goth band.

by ernie October 21, 2003

Nemp

A word meaning 'mentally disabled'. In other words 'retard, autistic, etc'. Also meaning 'asshole'.

Dude you're such a nemp!

by XxseXXXyxX April 7, 2015

Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

Uncle Nephew

The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.

Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.

See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.

Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."

by nickreaper January 3, 2012