Nemp
Nemp by XxseXXXyxX April 7, 2015
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Nemp
'mentally disabled'. In other words 'retarded, asshat, and a complete fucknut, etc'. Also meaning 'Simp'.
"Goddammit Alejandro, you're such Nemp bro!"
"Hey Mango! Wanna talk to that Nemp over there?"
"Autumn is being such a Nemp! She called me short!"
"Aura just called me Nemp! I wanna dive head first into some concrete!"
"Hey Mango! Wanna talk to that Nemp over there?"
"Autumn is being such a Nemp! She called me short!"
"Aura just called me Nemp! I wanna dive head first into some concrete!"
Nemp by MoonAblazed March 24, 2020
Nemp
A psychedelic drug taken by the mouth, ear, eyes, or nose that makes the world make no sense what so ever. Some side effects include being caught in Time Warps, spending long hours dancing, and getting all your questions answered... but all your answers questioned
Man 1: Dude, what time is it?
Man 2: It's like 5.
(long period of time passes)
Man 1:What time is it now?
Man 2: 5:02
Man 1: Its only been 2 minutes! Are we on nemp or something?!?
Man 2: It's like 5.
(long period of time passes)
Man 1:What time is it now?
Man 2: 5:02
Man 1: Its only been 2 minutes! Are we on nemp or something?!?
Nemp by Brock Lobster January 25, 2011
Nemphias
Nemphias; a meaning that describes a low life individual who will not achieve anything in his life. Like a Sandbag continuously getting punched with no purpose in life what so ever.
Nemphias by SorryItsBrexit November 7, 2018
nemphentamine
nemphentamine by lilith henry January 11, 2005
Nempism
A person diagnosed with the terminal illness which makes people seem autistic, idiots, or complete assholes, otherwise known as 'nemp.' The stages for nempism goes from 1-75. 75 meaning the worst case, 1 meaning not serious at all. Stage 0 is people who are not diagnosed.
Nempism by Virgin 4 Life April 11, 2015
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