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A word meaning 'mentally disabled'. In other words 'retard, autistic, etc'. Also meaning 'asshole'.
Dude you're such a nemp!
Nemp by XxseXXXyxX April 7, 2015
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'mentally disabled'. In other words 'retarded, asshat, and a complete fucknut, etc'. Also meaning 'Simp'.
"Goddammit Alejandro, you're such Nemp bro!"

"Hey Mango! Wanna talk to that Nemp over there?"

"Autumn is being such a Nemp! She called me short!"

"Aura just called me Nemp! I wanna dive head first into some concrete!"
Nemp by MoonAblazed March 24, 2020
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A psychedelic drug taken by the mouth, ear, eyes, or nose that makes the world make no sense what so ever. Some side effects include being caught in Time Warps, spending long hours dancing, and getting all your questions answered... but all your answers questioned
Man 1: Dude, what time is it?
Man 2: It's like 5.
(long period of time passes)
Man 1:What time is it now?
Man 2: 5:02
Man 1: Its only been 2 minutes! Are we on nemp or something?!?
Nemp by Brock Lobster January 25, 2011

Nemphias 

Nemphias; a meaning that describes a low life individual who will not achieve anything in his life. Like a Sandbag continuously getting punched with no purpose in life what so ever.
Lennard acts like he is a Nemphias.
Nemphias by SorryItsBrexit November 7, 2018

nemphentamine

a woman who has stolen and holds the heart of a man. (whipped)
she is my nymphentamine, i can't get her out of my head.
nemphentamine by lilith henry January 11, 2005
a person who is addicted on sex, can't ever get enough.
Woman: I dont want to right now.
Man: please baby...
Woman: babe your such a nempho!
Nempho by Iggines1 December 21, 2008
A person diagnosed with the terminal illness which makes people seem autistic, idiots, or complete assholes, otherwise known as 'nemp.' The stages for nempism goes from 1-75. 75 meaning the worst case, 1 meaning not serious at all. Stage 0 is people who are not diagnosed.
Man: So what's wrong with me doc?
Doctor: Seems like you have contracted nempism.
Nempism by Virgin 4 Life April 11, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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