Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

The Negotiator

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ah yes, the negotiator

by firebear1 October 6, 2023

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Non negotiable

Something an annoying PE teacher says.

I can’t stick this up my ass.
PE teacher: but that’s non negotiable to keep it outside your colon.

by Rheumatism December 17, 2019

Negoring

to be negative and boring. Negative + Boring= Negoring.

Sally: God, the two of them together are not a good combo.

Sarah: I know! They are sooooo negoring! Boring and negative people should never be friends.

by Jaja A March 13, 2010

Negosiate

Basically the word negotiate, but Björn saying it, in of course a wrong way.

They will have to negosiate" "Oh really?!

by Syllabeer June 9, 2011

Negotiacation

When you and a friend make a solemn pact to do something, but then your friend starts being all lame about it and wants to back out - so they start trying to modify the pact to be easier for them.

Friend 1: "Dude, remember how we agreed to both go skydiving?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, we are all over that bro!"

Friend 1: "Actually, I just peed my pants about that - can't we just play with our GI-JOEs instead?

Friend 2: "What the hell man, stop it with the negotiacation you panty waste!!"

by overlordoftheuniverse May 6, 2012