When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.
Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the
conference room today, I couldn't help but
glue my eyelids open.
Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was
practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.
conference room today, I couldn't help but
glue my eyelids open.
Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was
practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.
by Avon93 August 9, 2019
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by RJ Miller June 3, 2017
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Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.
by Annieger September 19, 2012
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Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.
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Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...
by Bzing September 4, 2013
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Get the Jack The Napper mug.A napper is anyone who naps someone or something that does not belong to them
Nap is slang for stealing or taking without permission
Nap is slang for stealing or taking without permission
Definition of Napper : anyone who takes a person or thing without permission
Napping victim : Dingo took my baby it (napped) it right off the porch
Police officer : ma’am you expect me to believe that a dingo came from out of nowhere and (napped) your baby
Napping victim : officer you have to believe me my baby was (kidnapped) by that damn dingo it took my baby
Napping victim : Dingo took my baby it (napped) it right off the porch
Police officer : ma’am you expect me to believe that a dingo came from out of nowhere and (napped) your baby
Napping victim : officer you have to believe me my baby was (kidnapped) by that damn dingo it took my baby
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