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NATO

North Atlantic Terrorist Organisation
NATO invaded my contry and killed everyone, they are so NATO
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NATO

A BASED organization which defends world peace, and human rights. Most notable for saving the Kosovans during their war against Serbia. Unending support for Ukraine during their war against the orcs. And liberating the Kuwaitis from Iraq.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear Sweden joined NATO?
Guy 2: Based
by Oxerful July 21, 2023
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NATO

1.) The North Atlantic Terrorist Organization
2.) The United States of America & its satellite states in Europe

An international terror operation that loves to attack countries at random for little to no reason (aside from oil), lies all the time about other countries ("Iraq has WMDs" and "Russia hacked the election") in an attempt to create casus belli, sanctions everyone they dislike. Gets involved in pretty much any war on the planet.

Talks a big talk about "International law" but doesn't actually give a tenth of a flying rat's ass about it. Cares more about war and spreading lgbtskjcbajsvcasgh674&*$78 than improving their economies/lives of their citizens.
John: NATO is bombing yet another Middle-East country for the 54772864296472458273547834th time. They're saying that the country built a Death Star or something.
Matthew: Of course they are. It's just what they do.
NATO Bot: Beep Boop, Unapproved conversation content detected, initiating pro-NATO propaganda protocol: "NATO is the best organization in the world because we are committed to preserving human rights of all the people on the Earth by bombing the absolute shit out of anyone who dares to disagree with us. Please accept us as your lord and savior."
by Bungatron9999 March 20, 2024
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NATO 5

Slang term for the 5.56x45mm NATO rifle cartridge. Do not use the term NATO 5 with fanatics, it's just not smart.
Doesn't the H&K G36 shoot NATO 7s?
No dude, NATO 5s.
by Nikolas Glock November 4, 2009
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NATO 7

Slang term for the 7.62x51mm NATO rifle cartridge. NATO 7 is not for use with gun nuts, as they will freak out like a coke head given powdered sugar as a present.
Doesn't the H&K G36 shoot NATO 7s?
No dude, NATO 5s.
by Nikolas Glock November 4, 2009
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NATO Alphabet

A set of words used in military radio transmissions to stand for letters, used to prevent misunderstandings due to interference
# A - Alfa
# B - Bravo
# C - Charlie
# D - Delta
# E - Echo
# F - Foxtrot
# G - GOLF
# H - HOTEL
# I - INDIA
# J - JULIETT
# K - KILO
# L - LIMA
# M - MIKE
# N - NOVEMBER
# O - OSCAR
# P - PAPA
# Q - QUEBEC
# R - ROMEO
# S - SIERRA
# T - TANGO
# U - UNIFORM
# V - VICTOR
# W -WHISKEY
# X - XRAY
# Y - YANKEE
# Z - ZULU
by Capt_Capacitor March 14, 2005
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NATO Article 5

A Funny button that Poland is gonna press, destroying Russia.
If a NATO member is attacked by someone, other NATO members must defend them.
Poland's gonna commit NATO Article 5, Press F to not pay respects to Russia!
by Finmadlad May 8, 2022
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