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napoli

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates a native of Naples)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exception from South Dakota's abortion ban, as reported on PBS's March 3, 2006 transcript of NewsHour With Jim Lehrer.
"Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."
by SB Candy July 30, 2008
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Napolean Dynamite

A movie that somehow manages to be one of the worst and one of the best movies of all time.
by anonymous March 9, 2005
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nashley

She is a shy person, but once you get to really know her she will bright up your day.She worries about others, sometimes to the point where she puts her happiness on the line.Once in a while with an attitude.It takes a lot of trying for her to give up. She puts her focus and passion into what ever she wants to achieve.
Here comes Nashley with a smile
by Kelly32 February 7, 2018
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Nasblitz

Nasblitz pr. NAHS-blits -noun

A term describing the sudden, eye-watering sensation caused by eating to much wasabi in one bite. Typically experienced while eating sushi or sashimi.

Etymology: German "nase" (nose) + "blitz" (lightning)
"The sushi roll was so full of wasabi it caused a major nasblitz which left my eyes watering and me gasping for air!"

(First used at a Sushi Bar in Orlando, Florida, circa 1990).
by jubchuQun December 1, 2009
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Napolean Complex

Otherwise known as Little Guy Syndrome.

Small men in stature that feel that they are considered less than the average sized men who are larger in girth and height; thusly causing themselves to continually display their machisimosims in order to prove their worth and maintain an illusion of "larger than life".
That guy sure has a Napoleon Complex! He's like a "Jack Russell" terrior that thinks he's a lion.
by Lyndi March 16, 2004
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nasal bucket

A nasal bucket refers to a bucket bong (AKA gravity bong) used for inhaling THC, but through the nostrils. This is perhaps the most potent form of marijuana inhalation. Because of this, people often make bets, where the loser must take a nasal bucket. If you are willing to wager a nasal bucket that you are right, you are said to be Nasal Sure.
Felipe: Chris Rock was funny in "The Nutty Professor".
John: Chris Rocks wasn't in that movie.
Felipe: I'm sure he was.
John: Are you nasal sure.
Felipe: Hells yeah
Dave: I'll set up the nasal bucket. Felipe's about to get fucked.
by Duane420 September 23, 2007
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Napoleon Dynamite

A torturously funny film that is amazingly accurate in its portrayal of life in a Mormon town. Most of the smaller towns in the Rocky-mountian west are predominantly Mormon.

Although it doesn't say it in the movie, Napoleon is a Mormon kid.
The clues are everywhere. His "Ricks College" t-shirt is a dead give away. Ricks College is a Mormon school, (now called BYU Idaho). The second-hand store where Napoleon shops is one store in a whole chain of stores scattered throughout Utah, Idaho, Arizona and Nevada called "Deseret Industries", (pronounced Des..err...et) or "DI" for short, and is owned and operated by the Mormon Church.

Napoleon talks about scout camp. The Boy Scout program is almost single-handedly run by the Mormon (LDS) Church in the west, and is a very significant part of their development program for boys. The director and his co-writer wife are Mormon, so is the actor who plays Napoleon. Most of the cast/crew are from Brigham Young University, (BYU)and most of the cool words that Napoleon uses like flip and gosh have been used by Mormon kids for decades.

Even the liger has roots in growing up in the Mormon west...the liger was a real half-lion half-tiger that actually lived for many years at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, and is well known to legions of Mormon kids who went to Hogle Zoo on field trips. After it died it was stuffed and mounted and is still on display at the zoo.

Though no-fault of the director, (the film is loosely based on his life in Preston) much of the deeply subtle humor in the movie is only caught by those familiar with Mormon culture. Napoleons clothes and the furniture in his house for instance, are all "total DI".

All in all, a "funny as heck" movie that can be enjoyed by all and is well worth seeing whoever and whatever you are.
"Fetch! Napoleon Dynamite is one saaweeet flick. I can't wait till my older brother gets home from his mission to see it...he's gonna laugh his flippin' head off."
by Streamwalker September 30, 2004
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