NASCAR

A sport for true intellectuals in which cars driven by the best athletes in the world go around in circles for a few hours and high speeds before Jeff Gordon wins. The sport is so awesome that the stupidest people in the world deem it only for rednecks even though they themselves are probably retarded.

Jim: "NASCAR is boring. It's not even a sport."

Larry: "Jim, you can't even tie your shoes or count to ten."

Jim: "NASCAR still sucks! Whoops, I forgot to pee in the toilet."

by GeoJoe1000 July 25, 2013

nascar

the only sport in the world that can completely empty out a Wal-Mart store of all people on every weekend. (i actully a race stock car on the dirt ovals, so LOL!!!)

A good day to go to Wal-mart is on sunday. All of the normal customers home watching the nascar race and beating the fuck out of their wife/sister.

by just for a laugh April 16, 2006

NASCAR

An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.

guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!

redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.

by A WHITE GUY June 4, 2014

nascar sunscreen

the best way to describe a mullet, idiana passport, 10-90, or missisippi mud-flap

Jim bob doesnt get sunburned on his neck during the race he has nascar sunscreen

by matt rich May 18, 2006

NASCAR

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

Coincedince? We think not.

The definition speaks for itself

by Ninjalo November 28, 2003

Nascarist

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.

You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar

by YourIQmultipliedbythree June 3, 2009

NASCARita

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.

Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.

by pdhski August 17, 2008