1 definition by GeoJoe1000
A sport for true intellectuals in which cars driven by the best athletes in the world go around in circles for a few hours and high speeds before Jeff Gordon wins. The sport is so awesome that the stupidest people in the world deem it only for rednecks even though they themselves are probably retarded.
Jim: "NASCAR is boring. It's not even a sport."
Larry: "Jim, you can't even tie your shoes or count to ten."
Jim: "NASCAR still sucks! Whoops, I forgot to pee in the toilet."
Larry: "Jim, you can't even tie your shoes or count to ten."
Jim: "NASCAR still sucks! Whoops, I forgot to pee in the toilet."
by GeoJoe1000 July 2, 2013