n00bs

1337 word used by losers living in their mom's basement because another player isn't playing to the level they're on. what goons.

angry.phone: LOLOL you n00b i am KING
player: alright, join a health club
angry.phone: NO n00b HAHAHHA L0z3r
player: while you're at it, stick a gun to your mouth, you deserve it.

by pilot March 28, 2004

n00d

like p33t wentz's n00ds.

OMG did you see his n00ds?, When are Jewseph's n00ds coming out?

by itsaboardie. October 4, 2006

pwned by n00bshop

To be beaten by another player, usually of inferior quality. Also can be used for losing to a team contained within a neophyte-frequented server. Also see wordpwned/word and wordn00bshop/word

He lost to a one-week-old player, and thus was pwned by n00bshop.

by Trafton September 9, 2003

n00bs!cle

the lowest u can get at anything; forget noob, if someone calls u a n00bs!cle then u better sock that mofo or walk away.

Person 1- n00bs!cle!!
Person 2- wtf did u say?!

by Momoney$$ November 8, 2007

n00bsprayer

A person in a FPS-game which 'sprays' in a wild way with a fast firing gun (machine gun,uzi,chaingun,etc),hoping to hit someone

Omfg.. that n00b is a fucking n00bsprayer,he fires a lot,but he doesn't hit anything

by N00bsprayer September 28, 2006

n00dz

Weapon used to prevent wars

If we had Saddam Hussein's n00dz, there wouldn't have been a war.

by W January 19, 2004

n00bs

1. A computer idiot who thinks they're the best at what they do, but really suck.
2. Someone who is new at using computers.

Tom is such a n00b. He doesn't even know how to use the start menu!

by Crazy Man December 23, 2003