by Divide and Conquer April 23, 2006
Get the Myspacemug. A website you can't help but be addicted to.
You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?'
You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect.
You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck.
Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments.
In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you.
What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!
You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?'
You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect.
You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck.
Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments.
In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you.
What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!
by Sydney. August 22, 2008
Get the Myspacemug. 1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
"Are you Daphne from myspace?"
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
by akatsuki2132 October 15, 2008
Get the Myspacemug. "I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"
"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009
Get the Myspacemug. A website used for getting children sued, expelled and suspended. Myspace has become home to many hilarious myspace profiles about teachers and princibles.
by skater hot dude man November 24, 2007
Get the Myspacemug. Myspace is a huge social networking site that is very popular all over the world. Myspaceallows people to meet new friends and keep in touch with old ones. Myspace does have its down sides though. Pedofiles are searching for victims on the Internet and myspace is the perfect place for them to fond underage victims for their sexual crimes.
by Plesiosaur March 9, 2008
Get the Myspacemug. Myspace is a website that allows you to make a "profile", or as i view it, "you on the internet". Some people memorize their myspace ID and tell people to add them, THEIR MYSPACE ID!!!! It allows you to show who you are through the internet. Think about it, you pick everything about your profile; what pictures you put up, your background, your music, your about me, your blogs, your likes/dislikes, who you'd like to meet, what books/movies/music you like, who your heros are, and you choose who your friends are. You also have conversations online. People use myspace to "see who's online! omg!". We even have myspace; drama, whores, bands, and t.v. And now we have a truth box, where you can see what people think about you, and its totally confidential. People could pick up the phone or decide to meet somewhere or go outside.... they go online... to message and comment. What has the world come to?
by Emily6543 June 13, 2008
Get the Myspacemug.