crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.

And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.

by Jordija March 25, 2004

I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

Back myself

To fully commit to completing a task, at the expense of your dignity should you fail/not attempt to do so.

Guy 1: 'why are you downing all your drinks?'
Guy 2: 'I have to; Backed myself!'

'I'm not gunna sleep tonight, gunna last until sunlight.....Back myself!'

Guy 1: 'Im gunna smash her tonight!'
Guy 2: 'Back yourself.'
Guy 1: 'Backed!'

by cle47 June 2, 2011

I Hate Myself

1. A term used to descibe self-hatred.
2. Also a short lived 80s hardcore band. No,really!

1. "I hate myself" muttered Kurt Cobain
2. I Hate Myself are a great band!

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

Love Myself

Something that you should be able to do. Find your self-worth, appreciate yourself, and be yourself, for that is you at your most beautiful state. The person in the world that should matter the most in the world is you. The best thing in the world is probably being able to say “I love myself.”

“I love myself.”

by The Dark Side Will Claim You December 15, 2018

Friend myself

see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).

"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."

by Lstar July 19, 2009

I hate myself

When you do something mildly stupid or a minor inconvenience occurs
Synonyms:
I want to kill myself

Teen 1: *Drops pencil* I hate myself

by Okboomer42069 November 9, 2019