A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
by James Cameron November 28, 2007
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Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.
"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"
by Twiglette August 17, 2007
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Get the Musty mug.When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
by Barry S. June 2, 2009
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Get the mushy fingers mug.Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.
Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.
by fatheradem January 13, 2019
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