Murphy scam

A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.

A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.

New Orleans used to be the capital of the Murphy scam.

by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008

Murphobia

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

murphamy

The greatest crack ship of John Murphy and Bellamy Blake from the excellent CW show The 100. Wildly supported by both actors the hilarious Richard Harmon (Murphy) and the beautiful Bob Morley (Bellamy).

"When will murphamy become a thing? It's already a thing... it's all in the eyes"- Richard Harmon via periscope

by MurphamyLife June 25, 2017

dropkick murphys

One of the best feel good, hard core, sing with your arms around one another, rock out, drinking, fighting, irish, scottish, all time best punk bands EVER!!!! Dropkick Murphy's rule FOREVOR!!!!!!

Inspired me truly you did from the start to not be afraid and to follow my heart, there's a piece of you with me they can't tear apart, FOREVOR!!!!!

by Layna February 11, 2004

murhand

The wet sensation of your balls slapping against her asshole.

Damn I love how you murhand me!

by gallahad13 March 13, 2018

Murphowm

A really warm doggie that needs to be loved

Wow this murphowm is really warm

by Gliggly722 October 12, 2018

molly murphy

Molly Murphy ( AKA : negative nancy ) is the coolest gal in the universe. She will make you depressed but at the same time the happiest person on the planet. She is wild and does not play by the rules. She lives in the swamp and will kill anyone in the way of her man

Hey is molly murphy popping mollies?

by Gells28 January 23, 2018