muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

by egnaro May 23, 2005

Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.

In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.

by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008

mutching

Not attending school.

Let's go Mutching today

by *Dan* November 25, 2007

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

milching

the process of adding copius amounts of jizz into cups of
orange juice

that fucking waitress milched in my drink....better go and eat her beef.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

munching the mulch

When one licks another’s butthole.

I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.

by Mulch muncher May 27, 2023