Mustard People

The mustard people are mystical and secretive creatures that live in woodsy areas near creeks. Their existence is only known of by a few people. They are named the mustard people because of their yellow skin tone. Little is known of these creatures, but they are known to kidnap, and return children.

"He's late again."
"Maybe the mustard people got him. "

by Mustardstalker April 14, 2014

Mukhtar

Mukhtar is the most handsome man. It is very difficult to find, but impossible to forget him.

Mukhtar is the best man whom I know

by Polyglot_from_Asgaard November 22, 2021

Muktar

Kind, amazing, funny ,some may say cute at times.

(boy),(texting) Muktar: hey i like you your so funny

(girl)

by AN7AL June 8, 2018

spread the mustard

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot

P.U.! Who just spread the mustard?

by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

delli mustard

When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body

"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"

by Steve July 6, 2004

mustard urine

mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.

"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"

by Marc Moskovits January 31, 2008